It's his word against mine. Doesn't really matter what I have to say, does it? Doesn't matter that his claims are outrageous. Doesn't matter that I pulled myself together WAY before we stopped being friends. Doesn't matter that I paid for his meals just as often as he did for mine. Doesn't matter that I learned how to do everything by myself because I was sick of him babying me. This is your creation, Sam. You made your bed, so lie in it.

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Oh, and I un-friend locked this so all of the people you (in your incredible immaturity) directed to me can see what a hypocritical douchebag you're being. :D